The kids always keep me on my toes. Here are a few of the funniest lines I have heard over the past couple of weeks.
~ J. searching: “Mommy, I lost my gum. I think it is in the basement.”~ A. sheepishly – “Here are the scissors, I don’t think they should be upstairs.” (long pause) “I cut his hair, but only a little bit.“
~ Grandpa G. to J. at a church meeting – “No, it isn’t your turn to pull my hair yet, I need to finish praying.“
Okay, I know that this one isn’t a kid quote but really . . . not his turn YET??? Is this something we do on a regular basis?~ J. proudly carrying his mug to the dining room table – “I got toilet water!” When Daddy tried to tell him that this was a bad idea his reply was that it “Tastes nice and fresh!”
UGGH! It certainly sounded as if he made this determination from personal experience.
~ J. crying about a lost plastic turtle – “The tooth-fairy took it! I know she did! That’s not nice!“
Each day is an adventure!