When you find something like this in the back of the kitchen cupboard:
Plymouth Rock got their patent in 1889 and trademark in 1905, so I know that it can’t be any older than 109 years old (Phew!). My best guess is closer to 50, which is still older than I am. That’s not too bad, is it? You’ve found old stuff back in the dark corners too, right? Please tell me I’m not alone!
Okay, okay. Back to kitchen cleaning for me.