Dear daughter,
When I asked you to help your little sister find something to wear, I didn’t realize that you would take me seriously. I expected that you would find something in her closet to dress her in. I did not mean for you to have to create your own clothing out of dishtowels and office supplies.
I will attempt to be more precise in my requests from now on.
That being said, she seems to be comfortable in her new outfit. Nice job kid!
Your loving mom,
Towel Fashion